


Funny Tesla Car Magnet – “My Car Identifies As a Tesla” (Political Satire)
Get ready to spark smiles and maybe some friendly debate every time you hit the road. This funny car accessory exclusively designed for The Patriots .CO is a tongue-in-cheek pro-Tesla statement that conservative patriots and Tesla fans alike will love. Stick it on your bumper and watch heads turn – it’s the perfect blend of political satire and automotive decor.
Ideal for cars, trucks, and even fridges, this versatile magnet is a great way to show off your sense of humor. It’s also a unique gift for patriots, conservatives, or Tesla lovers in your life. Watch how quickly this parody magnet becomes a conversation piece, triggering laughs (and maybe a bit of playful outrage) wherever it goes.
Product Features:
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Clever Parody Design: Bold white text on black (“My Car Identifies As a Tesla”) makes an in-your-face statement that’s sure to get noticed.
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All-Weather Durable: Made from 100% vinyl with a tough, fade-resistant finish. This heavy-duty magnet laughs at rain, snow, and mud – and keeps its grip at highway speeds.
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Strong Magnetic Backing: Holds tight on any vehicle or metal surface without scratching paint. Easy to attach, reposition, or remove.
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Multiple Sizes: Choose the perfect size for cars, trucks, SUVs, or even your fridge – stick your Tesla pride anywhere.
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Conversation Starter & Gift: Hilarious, edgy novelty magnet that doubles as a statement piece. Great for birthdays, holidays, or just to give your friends a laugh.
10'' × 3'' Width, in 10.00 Height, in 3.00
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Funny Tesla Car Magnet – “My Car Identifies As a Tesla” (Political Satire)
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