I believe in science, just not the political kind – Unisex Garment-Dyed Graphic Tee
Introducing the Doge Government Efficiency T-Shirt, a stylish and comfortable garment-dyed tee, exclusively designed for The Patriots .CO. This unisex t-shirt combines a laid-back, relaxed fit with bold design to deliver a unique style that fits both casual days at home and outings with friends. Whether you’re enjoying a cozy weekend or having a casual get-together, this shirt brings a touch of humor and personality to your wardrobe.
Available in sizes ranging from S to 4XL and in 58 vibrant colors, this tee is designed to fit your personal style while ensuring ultimate comfort. The soft, garment-dyed fabric offers a premium feel, making it a great choice for everyday wear. Featuring double-needle stitching for durability and pre-shrunk 100% US cotton to ensure the fit stays true after washing, this t-shirt combines quality craftsmanship with sustainable fashion.
Perfect for celebrating casual occasions like birthdays, barbecues, or even lounging at home, this t-shirt makes a fun and thoughtful gift or a personal treat. Add a splash of personality to your everyday look with this playful design!
Product Features:
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Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
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Made from soft, garment-dyed fabric for all-day comfort
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Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
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Pre-shrunk 100% US cotton for size retention after washing
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Ethically sourced for sustainable fashion
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
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Do not dry clean
Exclusively designed for The Patriots .CO, this tee is more than just a t-shirt; it’s a bold statement about humor, government efficiency, and personal style!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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